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"Just a castaway. An island lost at sea-oh.
Another lonely day. No one here but me-oh."

- The Police

Hello everyone! Yes you! Hey!!! You are a person and you know you're real!!! You know you exist!!! Descartes already figured this out for you! If you don't know who Descartes is, then click

here.

However, I don't know you exist. At least as far as The Adventures of Funkyman is concerned.
I've been writing this blog for 5 months now (congratulatory bow), and have received a whopping 2 comments. And it has come to my attention recently that people are actually reading this stuff. So, if you're out there, drop me a line, throw me a bone, beep me, ring my bell, trick my oreos, deuce my spade, dana my hall, funk my ee-man, you know? Write a comment!

(Trick my Oreos? Wow it's late.)

You say, what's a comment?

Well, when you get to the end of my entries, you see a highlighted phrase "0 comments." You can click on this and send me messages and acknowledge that you exist! It's like e-mail but it's posted so everyone who chooses to check it out, can see what you wrote. And, this is a family-friendly website, so please no more than 15 f-words per entry.

Why am I even explaining this? You are the MySpace.com, Facebook.com, LiveJournal.com, Blogger.com (that's me) generation, right? I just want to be one of you. (Cue sad music.)

I am looking forward to a summer of Blockbuster movies (before fatherhood, I was a movie officianado), and finishing READING the Da Vinci Code, which so far reads like Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - which means when I read it, it's clear that the author never intended this book to receive world-wide attention. I mean it's fun and cute, but really!!

So get ready for the Summer Blog Ride, but for now stay Funky.

- Funkyman